There is a little voice in my head. It is a woman's voice, and she tells me what program my hearing aids are in, when I change the program. She has a very calm, whispery voice, which is nice, but it's hard to hear sometimes.
I swear, when she tells me I'm in the "Zen" program, she says it a little more whispery so as not to disturb my spiritual balance. Oddly enough, the Zen program comes right before the Master (default) program, so if I cycle through the programs kind of fast, she says, "Zen Master." Coincidence?
I still want Michael Palin's voice, like my sister Beth has on her GPS. Or Bugs Bunny.